Attack Of The 50 Ft Horror Radio Show

Right. I swear this is the last time I publish one of these podcasts that hardly make any sense. But i was tired and I really wanted to get something out and this is the best intro I did. (I have a bunch of other intros , but man oh man, they were quite unsuitable. But somehow I wish I could release them someday.) So, this is a prelude to Eldi's diary that will be with you very shortly. Enjoy. ( well, try to...) Katia

Introducing the vampire season. Thanks to the Queen for taking part, thanks also to gary in catord, who now has a podcast that you can find on http://gmanjrfm.libsyn.com Please, do not listen to http://watkinsian.libsyn.com. One of them sleeps with a megaphone, whilst the other one wants us to " do one" ( how very , very rude!) The Case continues...

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Skully's back and talks about self mummification. Plus we discover he might be the partner of an L?C presenter. OOOhh I say! The contest that could see you become a somebody is launched and we come to the conclusion that B*************y is not a rude word in the HCOC( Horror code of conduct ) Recipes for Spotted Dicks courtesy from Fanny Cradock. Promotion of joypod and midnight podcast. Check them out on iTunes

is making a podcast like riding a bike? Do you know a good, cheap solicitor who will help us sue someone we like? Have you ever watched a movie and not understood what the hell it was all about? Find the answers to those questions HERE!!!!!!

Things are getting seriously professional now. Smell the charts!

Hey, I am not going to tell you what this one is about. It is top secret stuff and highly sensitive!

Introducing the script concept. This is how a proper show should be done.

Yes, so we discuss the movie and eat too much toffee popcorns, which might have affected my judgement. Plus i CAN do the Texan accent to a T. Bravo!

We play the final pleas to save the show. Thanks to Piers and 7 Agencies( but no thanks). Plus listen to our fantastic contest! Send us the answers and all that and win a trip to Transylvania!

Snippet 2: Where we say something a bit controversial about G Lucas and where we introduce you to the scary and wonderful world of the Sock Zombies! Please visit www.sockzombies.com for more info.

The show, but decomposed! ( or deconstructed.)

Episode 9: The "Save The Show " show. The Bosses have got enough of our inability to attract listeners. So they are threatening us with THE SACK!!!! How dare they? Do they not have hearts? Do they not see us bleeding(and according to Alice Cooper, only women bleed.)? Desperate times call for desperate measures, and we decide to play some of our listeners'( Vi and Super Basil respectively) poignant pleas to try and appease the Bosses (aka the B.) The horror movie of the week is the excellent Black Sheep and we have no choice but to play the very controversial interview with T. Savini. PS: thanks to our good friend Lloyd for his loyal service. You are a legend, Sir.

Episode 8 The rude show. The bosses want us to forget about the HCOC (Horror code of conduct) as it seems that being too polite does not attract the punters. So out goes our prudishness and in comes the 4 LETTER WORD!!!! Scary and very unusual ( for our show anyway). Listen out to the filthiest show EVER!! Plus we discuss the possibility of a new feature for the show which would involve Skully " a lurker at the Treshold". The horror movie of the week (Zombi 2 aka zombie Flesheaters) turns out to be very frustrating and Professor Steve Knows Movies is a bit , how should I say ,unhappy . About special effects. And idiots. And the world in general. We do not condone PS attitude in any shape or form. We actually condemn that sort of attitude. To tell you the truth, we have launched an ofcom thingy against him. Just don't tell him it comes from us! Ah yes, and the horror survey all goes a bit pear shaped. But bear with us, as there will be more about cemetery hotels next week in another very rude show of the AOTFFHRS. (That is how you shorten the name of the show.)

The Horror Secretary of the week turns out to be Marky Mark. Mad scientists and big noses . Eldi is a bit of an idiot. Emphasis man and the sound of silence. And last but not least: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE:RECREATION TRAILER!!!!! ARHGGHGHGHGHGHG!!!!!!! PS Thanks to all the people who participated to the experience. I love you!

What a manic show this was. Eldi 's back from the US and gets his own anthem. A new feature is introduce( Professor Steve Knows Movies) and the first person to ask a question is...THE QUEEN!!!! People get to sing a walloon nursery rhyme about the fishing of mussels( Marky Mark actually reads the whole thing in French! What a brave man!) and the Pit And The Pendulum is reviewed. Zara has personality issues and we play the first part of Marcus's interview. Nice one!

Eldi has fled to the US of A with Emphasis Man and Tim Burton. He is replaced by the not so good Signore Z who keeps on flirting with me. Graveyards Homes sponsor the show. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre(the remake) is discussed. Impressions of Vincent Price with an earache done by my beautiful listeners. The horror code of conduct is transgressed by Watko with horrible consequences. Craig is the winner of a strange competition and Skype does not work very much. Also, we had to abort Marcus's interview because of SKYPE( or maybe because technology and me makes two). Anyway, what a fun show it was!

Resume coming soon

The first ever Attack of the 50 Ft Horror radio Show. Yes, this is were it all began. LD (aka Eldi) is introduced as my producer( or is he a sidekick? I'm not sure.) The horror code of conduct is explained( no swearing, no nastiness,no nudity, no nothing!) The adverts are (well,is) played . The first horror movie of the week is extremely entertaining(Frankenstein's Castle Of Freaks). And finally, the horror survey is read. Pfewww, what a busy show!